EPL End Season - Suarez's tears, Louis Van Gaal to United?? Tottenham's plea to Szczesny!!

Latest developments in English Premier League (EPL):

Luis Suarez was reportedly "crying for the ball" for the last 15mins against Crystal Palace. After previously losing to Chelsea, which their manager Brendan Rodgers called as "Parking Double Buses" in front of goal, called this one as a well fought draw.

Hey watcha guys doin???

Perplexed Toure watches over his teammates Suarez and Gerrard crying for the ball..but he couldn't help either.

"We wanted to win the match somehow as we did for such a long time, but we couldn't. We did not want to play like Chelsea parking buses so we went to crush Crystal Palace. Then we were tricked as Marouane Chamakh was substituted and then they started attacking us. We did try our tactics - Suarez cried for the ball but nobody passed it to him!!"

Nobody understood the importance of the draw but for the Liverpool board which immediately extended the contract of Brendan Rodgers to 4years.

Signing Something??

"Though he(Brendan Rodgers) did not win anything so far this season Brendan has managed to cope up with Suarez and has guided Liverpool to the second spot in the premier league since.... eh.. never mind"

So things are so happy at Liverpool but not much as happy as Manchester United. The Red Devils have been waiting for a manger and they got Luis Van Gaal according to reports. And if these reports are to be trusted he wants the following players in his team:

Only Van Persie and Mata feature in the team. Where's Rooney?? Asked about how the fans feel about this one of them responded:

"He(Louis Van Gaal) is the current Spain manager isn't he, we are excited!! although we like Rooney we like the team winning more cups for us to brag about."

Over to London, Tottenham fans have sent a note to Wohjo.... (oh come on) Schesney. It was written:

"Congratulations Szczesny for qualifying for SAT's entrance examination. We've failed this year too (again). Hope to have a better year next year"


Szczesny made a public plea regarding to the letter:

"OMG!!, please take "CLASS" for these Neighbors so that they could study with me...pleasseeee"

Meanwhile Ozil has posted :

"Pay for the name in front of your shirt and people will pay for the name which is behind"

This statement immediately angered the Arsenal fans who were paying oil prices for their clubs ever increasing ticket prices.

Elsewhere in Chelsea after enduring two recent slumps in Champions league and Premier league respectively Hose Mourinho the specialist in failure has hinted he would be buying defenders up front as the defense in the back line, they have is extraordinary

"We want to buy defenders of Ferdinand's quality in the front. Defense is the only way forward"

Do we have someone else ... oh yes Sir David Moyes has been linked to join Indian Football League (I league) team Mumbai FC with the Moyes trying to bribe his way through to get the job!!

That's it Amigos!!

LORD BENDTNER – Who??

Lord Bendtner Celebrating his 43rd goal for Arsenal in style

Lord Bendtner (26) is a “Very famous and Talented” Danish footballer who won the PFA Footballer of the year award for the year 2012-2013 season, scoring a stunning 43 goals in the Premier league for Arsenal.

He is quoted as one of the best players in the world by Bendtner who is also apparently one of the best in the world.

His new transfiguration made him look like one of his fans,… er... some Zletaan Iebramhowitch.

This actually made his fans go wild as one of the fans below wanted Bendtner to try out his hairstyle.

 

Ben Kingley:"Please @Bendtner@PaddyPower have my hairstyle"

Now Bendtner finds himself out of contract come the end of this season and when asked about how he was handling the situation he was reportedly quoted saying “ I am the best in the world “.

Recent reports point out that the “Record Breaking” Manchester United manager Sir David Moyes has had recent talks with Bendtner’s agent and is close to offer a contract believed to be in the range of £300,000 a week.

Manchester United legend Van Pursey has made it clear about his views on this offer for Bendtner and is eager to make a transfer request as he is scared of losing his starting position in the squad.

“ I’ve spoken to the coach and the little boy inside me told to quit”

 
Arsenal fans are scared to death of losing their top player to a rival but not their manager as now that he has “Yoyo Sang-YO” in his squad.

“Bendtner is world class, but Yoyo is top top class. Can we win the premier league with Yoyo? Definitely!!”

Meanwhile Sir David Moyes has been sacked from his current job as Manchester United's coach. It was later then reported that Moyes has bragged about his recent records to Glazers who were afraid of United becoming a top team under Sir Moyes and have reportedly fired him.


All indications look favorable for Arsenal and United to win the league next season with the strong team built by Sir David Moyes this season. Guess that's why the celebrations from United fans.